Starting in October, The Star will roll out a new advice column, "The Raven's Cry," penned by a mysterious and strangely intelligent anthropomorphic bird who has a special talent for answering the thorniest questions that trouble the human soul.
Quoth the Raven: "I was just thinking about having an advice column but it'd be like Banksy where it's anonymous. I think, especially, there was that one painting that was shredded while it was being auctioned, and I thought that was incredible. . . . It just draws people's attention because it's, like, 'Oh my gosh, who is that? What's happening?' But I wanted to do that with writing."
When questioned about the fact that they're a bird, presumably without the various intellectual and phenotypical advantages of humans in undertaking such an endeavor (e.g., frontal cortex, opposable thumbs, human experiences), they were dismissive. "Birds are smart," says Raven.
To submit an anonymous inquiry for "The Raven's Cry" column, scan the QR code below and fill out the Google form.
